Monday, June 28, 2004
Ways to Drive Me Nuts

1. F-ed Up Drivers

- Driving at 60km/h on a fast lane.
- Switching lanes without looking/estimating
- Cruising in the middle of the road (neither here nor there)
- Taking large turning angle ala lorry style

2. F-ed Up Sadists

Someone forwarded my dad a clip of the beheading of Kim Sun - the Korean hostage. My sick mum just asked, 'eh, why don't have the beheading scene wan?' Just shouted at them, 'Stop running the clip you sick people. Can you have some respect for the dead? Real f-ed up case.'

Well, I don't mean to be rude but the hakbar hakbar sound coming from their room is so bloody aggravating. I will not watch it.

3. F-ed up Students

- So what if your answer sheet has been collected? Does it mean that you can yak while the invigilators are still counting the number of scripts?

4. F-ed up Kiasus

- 'OH MI GAWDDDDddd.. 9 marks gone already...' or ' Die lah die lah .. I no eye see ah.. I 6 marks gone so far liao' x 100000 x multiple version

Showing attentiveness does not mean your peers give two hoods about it. Losing 9 out of 120 marks is nothing. What's the big deal? The paper is over and if you are not happy with it, go kill yourself.

Anyway I am quite satisfied with what I've submitted but it could have been better. So f-ing obvious that I lose more than 9 marks but I feel great. BITE ME!

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