Sunday, May 16, 2004
My Funeral

If I die earlier than I should, do send me flowers. They are really beautiful. One example would be:
http://www.bloomingflorist.com/product.asp?id=34522

This is not too bad too. It looks good on my casket.
http://www.bloomingflorist.com/product.asp?id=34937

By the way, I know this is strange but I have yet to see a white coffin in Malaysia. I would really like to utilise one you know. Our Asian casket makers suck big time. No yellow cloth as the interior furnishing please. It sucks. White is good.

Same goes for the people who make paper clothings/houses and whatsoever. Do they have an idea which century are we living in? I can make better paper clothes. Such an insult to the dead who died young. They are not going to wear sarungs for goodness sake.

If there's life after death, I am not going to stay in that stupid looking house with two 'ah sams' as my servants. Give me a nicer house with mirror overlooking my bed. Don't bother burning me a vibrator or even think of getting me a weeny peeny toy boy. That is such an insult. Trust me, I'll haunt you. Oh yeah, I need Implanon as well. If you don't, how am I to get an abortion?

Oh yeah. In case you are thinking of burning me a car, I need fuel too. How is the car supposed to move without fuel? Don't try to con me into those stupid solar panels. I might be dead but not stupid yet. Last thing, take out that 'Hell East/West' Road Tax for goodness sake ... unless you want to be there with me.




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